April 2008
Wow, somebody actually listened.
F U John McLaren
Ok, I'm of the mindset that a manager doesn't really make that much of a difference to a team, but when they make god awful decisions two days in a row that lead to their teams losing and keep running out the same crappy lineup that has yet to score more than 5 runs this season, then my opinion starts to change. John McLaren is a god awful manager who I personally hate right now. If I saw him walking the street I'd punch him in his stupid squinty face. As for yesterday, I don't give a crap what Felix said in the 8th inning, he was cruising and he could've finished that game off. Of course he wasn't 100%, starting pitchers start off the game at 100% and gradually are less and less 100% as the game goes on, but as long as they are still getting hitters out and aren't visibly fatigued, then you LEAVE THEM IN THERE!!!!! Instead you decide to run out a guy who threw 30 pitches the night before and got roughed up just because he throws the baseball left handed and coincidentally so do the guys with the bat in their hands. And if you buy in to this line of thinking, then why not bring in the lefty Ryan Rowland-Smith who in my opinion has the best stuff in that bullpen at the moment and has only been in ONE freakin game this year!!!! Instead that squinty A$$CLOWN brings in O'Flaherty who promptly gives up a double and a walk, en route to losing the freakin game in the ninth.
Then comes today where AGAIN McLaren goes to the obviously tired O'Flaherty in the 8th over Rowland-Smith and O'Flaherty gives up a run which was actually quite predictable, because the second I saw him coming out of the pen I said to myself "Why the hell is he going to O'Flaherty again? He's gonna give up a run like he has the last 3 times he pitched and we're gonna lose this freakin game." Well he predictably followed suit by giving up a bomb to Aubrey Huff and losing the game for us. I mean what the hell, did Rowland-Smith sleep with his wife or somethin? It makes no freakin sense, and he has proven to be a complete idiot who is incapable of being a good Major League manager. I don't care if the Mariners go on a 20 game winning streak, I think McLaren is a complete ****** who doesn't know what the F he's doing out there. And sure, it'd help if this offense wasn't so anemic and we could score some runs, but he's also the guy who decided who makes and doesn't make the club and running out this crappy lineup with the god awful Brad Wilkerson in it isn't helping either. I mean Jesus, I thought Wilkerson was gonna be bad, but this is just ridiculous. I'd honestly rather have a pitcher at the plate right now, he just looks terrible at the plate and that's being nice. Then you've got all these people saying "Wilkerson sucks, we should start Mike Morse in right" Well I've got news for you people, we've got a guy just chillin' in the minor leagues who's way better than both those hacks. His name is WLADIMIR BALENTIEN!!!! But we have a retard manager who loves to "stick with his veterans" that won't allow the obviously more talented player to be in the big leagues. These things are all really bothering me, and they are all things I predicted would happen before the season even started. There comes a time when you need to realise that you need to put the most talented players on the field in the most important situations instead of sticking with your "Veterans" and "Matchups". It's just ridiculous. Field the most talented team possible and put your most talented players in the most high-leverage situations. But he won't, because he thinks he's too damn smart and he knows what he's doing, well guess what Mac it ain't working, and your team with the "Playoffs or bust" Mantra just got swept in a four game series by a team in rebuilding mode that also happens to be one of the worst teams in baseball. Keep it up ya freakin genius, and see if you have a job in a couple of months.
